Yes, it looks exactly like that classic Open sign you remember, but the wording is updated for the new world order. It seems everything must be done from some distance from now on. Inspired by this classic, it seemed an excellent opportunity to recreate this downloadable PDF file (21kb) for our blog readers this week. Admittedly, this is a bad omen of the horrific things to come, but I certainly predict it'll get worse before it gets better.

Special Thanks to ShrinkPDF, who compressed my downloadable PDF file by 94% and to my friends at TinyJPG, who easily shaved more than two thirds off those images, making this page load fast!