Beware of Log - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!

Understatement
By Andrew Davidson
on December 9, 2018

Imaginary conversation between two door-to-door salesmen as they approach a house with this sign out front.

Salesman #1: Wait. This one's got a ... Log?
Salesman #2: A Log? Not a Dog?
Salesman #1: Yeah, it looks like a Beware of Dog sign where the D faded away.
Salesman #2: No, that's not faded. It's intentional; Log.
Salesman #1: Beware of Log?
Salesman #2: I suppose so.
Salesman #1: Do you think they're talking about that piece of wood by the door?
Salesman #2: It does look about the size of a Log.
Salesman #1: Is it chained to the house?
Salesman #2: I think it is!
Salesman #1: Um. Do you hear that bark?
Salesman #2: We should skip this house.
Salesman #1: Did that Log just roll over?
Salesman #2: Run!

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Beware of Log
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Inspired by this generic sign seen everywhere in the world, but ours fits on letter sized sheets and costs nothing! Cut off the white edges if you're a perfectionist, and like wasting logs.