We have a very stringent Shoplifting Policy here at Under Design. We catch you pocketing some goods, we're gonna pimp you out on the corner until that bitch better have my money. It's pretty simple policy, made clear by the prominent posting of our warning signs for shoppers at our small shop. Another of the Misread Signs Series of free downloads.
Shoplifters will be Prostituted - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!
Shoplifters will be Prostituted
8.5"x11" PDF File
Inspired by this possibly misspelled sign, but ours fits on letter sized sheets and costs nothing! Now put on your Pimp Suit and start patrolling the store!