stickers : Under Design : UDS046

The Closer You Get, The Slower I Drive Sticker

I don't care if you're getting closer to read the sticker, I'm still slowing down!


Tailgaters beware! I hope your eyeglass prescription is up to date, as this diminutive sticker will look so well placed at eye level on the back of your car, explaining why you're driving slower and slower as the idiot behind you wonders why. At a mere buck each, it's an easy upgrade to any order on our store!

  • 1.42" x 5.5"
  • White Vinyl Sticker
  • Weatherproof Ink
  • 0.049 oz