I loathe slideshow presentations with the hate of a thousand dead suns, and wanted to poke fun at the cultivated and edited projected displays people use to convince others that this time suck is going to pay out untold millions in opportunities to early adopters just...like...you!

This took me all of 2 seconds 5 minutes to whip up this downloadable PDF file (7kb) and post it here for free download! Special Thanks to ShrinkPDF, who compressed my downloadable PDF file by 90% and to my friends at TinyJPG, who easily shaved more than two thirds off that image, making this page load fast!