Inspired by this witty hand-drawn poster, I thought it could use a professional clean-up and suitable packaging to allow other office pranksters torment their office. I've dusted off my design skills and generated a free design for you to download and print at your office!
Since cruelty to animals is the first warning sign of later delinquency, violence, and criminal behavior, this poster can serve as a warning sign of potential psychopaths in your workplace.
Simply download our free PDF file and print it 100% on letter sized paper (8.5" x 11"). Cut eight slots around the 'Yes's on the bottom (round the bottom of each tab to really sell them as legs), then tack it up on your office lunch bulletin board and watch as your new pet octopus slowly loses all his legs to the cruel, cruel world.