What you WON'T hear on Television tonight...

Understatement
By Andrew Davidson
on November 24, 2010

To be clear, I mean broadcast TV, not cable. I was linked to this graphic, supposedly from a employee at a local TV station, with a awesome list of curse words they should be beeping!

Relisted here for reference, easy copy-paste, and general enjoyment in typing bad words...

 
  • Asshole
  • Beat off
  • Blow (as a sexual act)
  • Blow job
  • Bullshit
  • Bust a Nut
  • Camel Jockey
  • Carpet Muncher
  • Chink
  • Christ (as an Expletive)
  • Circle Jerk
  • Clit
  • Cock
  • Cock sucker
  • Coon
  • Coochie (as vagina)
  • Cream (in a sexual context)
  • Cum
  • Cunt
  • Dago
  • Dick (meaning Penis)
  • Dirty Sanchez
  • Doggy Style
  • Dyke
  • Fag
  • Faggot
  • Fingered (as a sexual act)
  • Fisting (as a sexual act)
  • Fuck
  • Fudge Packer
  • Goddamn
  • Gook
  • Hand job
  • Head (as in oral sex)
  • Heeb
  • Hershey Highway
  • Jack-off
  • Jerk-off
  • Jesus Christ (as an Expletive)
  • Jism/Jizz
  • Kike
  • Mofo
  • Moist (sexual context)
  • Nigger
  • Pillow Biter
  • Pink (as in Vagina)
  • Poonani
  • Poontang
  • Prick
  • Pussy (meaning Vagina)
  • Reach Around
  • Rim/Rimmming (as in sexual act)
  • Shit
  • Sixty Nine (as in Sexual act)
  • Skeet (as in Ejaculate)
  • Snatch
  • Spic
  • Suck (in sexual context)
  • Swallow (in sexual context)
  • Taint
  • Tits/Titties
  • Trim
  • Twat
  • Wet (Sexual context)
  • Wetback
  • Whack off (in sexual context)
  • Wigger
  • Wop