Welcome to the pittakionophobics nightmare. I actually designed and manufactured these stickers to terrorize that .00001% of the nation that has a deadly fear of sticky things; It's not anything to brag about, but somewhere, someone thinks I'm a super villain.
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I'm So Gay I Can't Even Drive Straight Full Color Bumper Sticker
Truthfully, no one can drive 'straight', but this excuse is acceptable.
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Fuck Trump Red White and Blue Unelection Sticker 2020
I can't wait to see this one-term doofus leave office! Imbleach him in 2020!
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Remove (Trump) Me 2020 Red Sticker Pack (5 pack)
What's a Double Entendre? This Sticker, Well Applied.
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Passing Side / Your Suicide Truck Bumper Sticker
Don't EVER pass a BIG RIG on the RIGHT. This sticker tells you why.
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I Go Where I'm Towed To Bumper Sticker
Anything that adds an Axle deserves this.
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The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Sticker
I don't care if you're getting closer to read the sticker, I'm still slowing down.
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Unpaid Blogger Bumper Sticker
Drive Traffic to your Website while in Traffic!
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Wife CSS Declaration Sticker
Web Designers will buy this sticker for their Wives, and they won't understand it.
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I Hate Bumper Stickers
You rebel. You really know how to turn it on it's head!
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Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi 2020 Political Bumper Sticker
With So Many Choices for President in 2020, It's Nice To Know There's A New Hope!
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Don't Steal - The Government Hates Competition Sticker
I stole this idea from another government employee.
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Honk If You Like Noise
Captain Obvious called, and you answered.
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This is a 'Not' Sticker 4-Pack
Deface Any Sign with a Resounding 'Not' of Disagreement
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Toilet Terrorism Trifecta for Public Bathrooms
We love Toilet Humor, and It's Our #2 Priority that Gets Us Up!
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Toilet Cameras for Research Only 2-Pack Shocking Prank Bathroom Stickers
Keep looking for the glowing red LED; there isn't one.
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Weed Smoking Area
Suitable for On-the-Go Applications!
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Glowing Observation with Holiday Theme Sticker
You Would Even Say It Glows
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Vehicle Anti-Theft Sticker
Legendary Security Through Application of Sticky Backed Vinyl and Strongly Worded Copy!
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Quality Employees Sticker
I'm all for defying government regulations with intelligence.
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If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker
Sarcastic? Not this bumper sticker. Nope, not here.
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This Vehicle is fueled by Recycled Dinosaurs Bumper Sticker
Oh, you plug in your car? Mine runs on recycling.
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Every Bumper Sticker, Ever: 'My Opinions Are Awesome'
My Opinions Are Awesome! Bumper Sticker, with a taunting Website you'll probably never visit...
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Stay in Drugs, Eat Your School, Don't Do Vegetables Word Jumble Bumper Sticker
Hilarious Mismatched Word Jumbled Bumper Sticker
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Unmarked Police Car Bumper Sticker
This sticker is required on all Ford Crown Victoria's and inconspicuous windowless vans.
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I Love Bitcoin Bumper Sticker
You know what might last longer than this currency? Our weatherproof Vinyl Sticker...
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I Can't Park Prank Bumper Sticker (5-Pack)
Alert your Neighborhood to the true scourge of Parking Lots everywhere!
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Instant Power Outlet Prank Stickers (4-Pack)
Ruin peoples day who are looking to recharge their phones!
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Sticker Prohibiting All Other Stickers
I am prohibited to tell you more about this product.
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I love ya, Tomorrow, You're always a day away...
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'Political Stance' You're A Nation / Deaf Occasion Prank Bathroom Stickers
Say it out loud. Again. You'll get it. Eventually.
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Religious Text (Bible) Content Warning Stickers (5-Pack)
Practical Joke Stickers to forewarn of the dangers of Fictional Gospel