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Forgotten Memory Stick Package

May be submitted in lieu of actual USB Memory Stick containing whatever important file you couldn't email.
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Yes, the diminutive plastic wrapped package is empty. We forgot to include the Memory Stick, which is a clear lapse of memory on our part. I'd tell you how many megabytes gigabytes terabytes it would hold, but I don't have it in front of me and I can't read the tiny type on it anyway. The chinglish directions and design were inspired by the rushed production techniques of modern day Chinese manufacturing to fulfill American's undying appetite for plastic junk. This is not a replacement for your real memories, like the time wasted reading this description of a product you wish you had not forgotten.