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Passive Aggressive Parking Cards Video Game Mario Update

Consider this a generational shift from Gen X to Millennials, who recognize Mario far quicker than Mickey.


We sell a boomer version of this that features a poorly drawn copyright-infringing Florida-residing geriatric mouse, but this video game update featuring the same missive and raised middle finger is made for a generation that played Donkey Kong on their NES. That's right! Nothing is new in this world, we just update references for a new generation. This business card has the same message on both sides, but they have different background colors. Bakers dozen (13) of these are contained in a glassine envelope with a paper label - the entire package is recyclable, because we actually care about the environment, and hate plastic.

  • 0.688 oz / 19.5 g
  • 16 pt. Heavy Cardstock, Full Color Design on Front & Back
  • (13) 2" x 3.5" Cards