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Dear Earthling Novelty Cards (12-Pack)

12-Pack of Smile-Inducing Novelty Business Cards. Great ice-breakers!


"I feel so...violated. This business card had sex with my fingers, and I liked it!"

These full-color business cards are printed onto 14pt. ultra-thick cardstock, then coated with a UV gloss covering. They'll hold up well in your wallet, ready to make any passer-by's day with a smile and a keepsake to pass along from their other-worldly random sexual encounter.

  • 2" x 3.5" Cards
  • Heavy Cardstock
  • Full Color Design
  • Same on Both Sides
  • 0.847 oz