apparel : Under Design : UDA336

Punny 'A Salt and Battery' Illustration

Not sure who this is for, or why they'd call attention to it.
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What's that on your shirt?' you hear behind you. Turning and greeting the interloper, fists clenched. 'Assault and Battery' you mutter through clenched teeth, giving them the death stare with your cold, dead eyes. Sure to impress on dates!

  • Ouch! That Kinda Slaps! I don't care if you love me, I'm calling 911!
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