In light of last night's discovery that intelligent extraterrestrial life is on its way to Earth, we have been asked to temporarily suspend any April Fools' Day pranks or celebrations. Once the aliens' intentions have been established (and once we have explained the concept of a joke to them), a do-over date will be set, and the merriment will continue as planned.
The Verge called for it first, and then I found this attempt at a meme working it's way across the internet of things. It's clear; April Fools Day is cancelled this year due to the overwhelming weirdness that is the current pandemic.
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