A Wacky Prediction for Pi Day

By Andrew Davidson
on March 14, 2020


The President of the United States is undergoing Coronavirus testing, considering he's been in direct contact with other carriers. While it takes more than 24 hours for the results to be announced, I'm predicting that this pants-on-fire in Chief will be one of the first celebrities to die of it. Even with the exemplary care that one would expect.

At least, one can only hope.

Still, it might make a fitting end for this disaster of a presidency, and an interesting footnote in history of mismanagement at the top resulting in their own death. They call the COVID-19 pandemic the 'Boomer killer', a nickname that would be quickly replaced with something anew.